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A transsexual, transgender, genderqueer, gender non-conforming, or bi-gendered former student or pupil of a school, college, or university.
Alternative spelling of alumnus (masculine; plural alumni) or alumna (feminine; plural alumnae).
Plural: Alumnax
Singular: He is an alumnus, she is an alumna, and I am an alumnux of the same school.
Plural: We welcome all former graduates to our alumni, alumnae, and alumnax weekend.
alumnux by Tokenwasp February 9, 2017
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alumnumnuts 

A graduate of a high school or college, usually male, who still hangs around his former school. This is usually because said individual is a total loser, is trying to meet younger girls, and has nothing better to do.
"Dude, didn't that guy graduate like two years ago"

"Yeah, but he still hangs around here trying to mac it to freshman girls. He's a total alumnumnuts."
alumnumnuts by Hank the Monster October 22, 2009
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Idiot alumni of your university who proudly wears your school's colors and in so doing embarrasses you and fills you with shame.
Did you see that fat dude with the mullet in the Michigan sweat shirt...what an alumnut! Alumnuts make me so angry, make me wish I'd gone to a different school.
alumnut by eldingo April 8, 2010

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026