alphanoob
alphanoob by ~Wormtongue~ and Fredrick2003 February 16, 2004
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alphanubeerical
If you receive a text message at 2 in the morning from your friend at the bar that looks like they typed it with their left eyebrow whilst nursing on the antenna you probably can't read it as it's spelled alphanubeerically and only the sender will be able to decipher it.
alphanubeerical by Adam Nault January 12, 2008
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Alpha Noob • alpha goober • alhanoof • alphanso • alphabooty • Alphagooch • alphanubeerical • alphaoomer • Alphaphobia • alpha.pookie
alphabooty
The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
alphabooty by amedeo henry February 5, 2008
Alpha Noob
A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a loser for the period set by the voters.
Alpha Noob by MADragon February 11, 2004
Alphabomb
The act of opening facebook chat on an unsuspecting friend and sending each letter of the alphabet as a separate message as quickly as possible
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... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
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... dammit Mike. You know my computer can't handle an alphabomb.
Alphabomb by Dr. Badass, PhD December 24, 2010
Alphagooch
Alphagooch by FunnyWordsWhenBored31 October 7, 2011
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