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Alpha Noob
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A noob of extremely high proportions, who is voted on by his fellow peers and is recognized as a
loser
for the
period
set
by the voters.
"That TTI....He should be the alpha noob"
"OMG, the alpha noob
sucks
...I
mean
REALLY
SUCKS
!"
Alpha Noob
by
MADragon
February 11, 2004