alphanet 

to describe abbreviations and cyber language in the modern day

instead of using the alphabet you use the alphanet

alphanet by garygordon August 12, 2008

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

The Alphabet Boys 

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.

Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

The Alphabet Boys by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

alphabet trick 

When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.

Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!

alphabet trick by purplefeltangel April 14, 2006

The alphabet people 

Slang used to refer to people of the LGBTQ community

Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: nah man im not a part of the alphabet people

The alphabet people by tuhp May 10, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.

Me: "I'm a part of the Alphabet Mafia."

Alphabet Mafia by ThatGayGuy1776 December 12, 2020

Alphabet Freak 

any of the sexual degenerates or mentally-ll individuals identifying with or affiliating themselves with the LGBTQIA+ community. there are many different types. among them are males desiring males, boys wanting to be girls, girls wanting to be boys etc.

Johnny: "you hear Billy just came out of the closet? he's been a closet-case pole smoking homo his entire life! i saw him flying the rainbow flag. he wants me to go to one of those LGBTQIA+ rallies with him in Boston next weekend.
Chris: "i knew it. i remember his grabbing my hog a few times. what do you mean LGBTQIA+? don't give those degernates any credence. they're alphabet freaks, if you're gonna call them anything!"

Alphabet Freak by ClamLiquor March 19, 2023