alphabetical explanations
Assorted A-to-Z bu**s**t dat supposedly enlightens you/others regarding various topics, such as:
Chexplanation: stupid ad-crap regarding dat revolting sawdusty-dry mini-waffle-patterned cereal.
explanation: why you and yer former significant other are no longer an item.
flexplanation: why a supposed-to-be-rigid item/material is actually anything but.
hexplanation: facts 'n' FIGURES regarding either six-sided FIGURES or a bad-luck magic-spell.
Lexplanation: refers to either da "how to" instructions for yer home's AI-device, or da scientific lecture dat Alan Grant gave to his pint-sized female tour-companion regarding da Jurassic Park exhibits.
Mexplanation: what da waitress at da local tortilla and enchilada joint beamingly gives you regarding their delectable refried beans.
NEXplanation: info regarding either a US Navy store or a body-movement-based video-gaming system.
PEXplanation: da data-sheet about modern plastic water pipe and da quick-'n'-easy crimp-on collars and push-on connectors for same.
Plexplanation: da startup-guide for da popular media-streaming platform and server software.
Prexplanation: what everyone desperately wants regarding our current dumba** commander-in-chief!
Rexplanation: refers to either (A) what Definition #5 above was likely about, or (B) yer lame-duck-excuse court-testimony palaver about why yer "man's best friend" individual barks so much, leaves "gifts" all over da neighbor's yard, randomly nips at people with no provocation, etc.
Chexplanation: stupid ad-crap regarding dat revolting sawdusty-dry mini-waffle-patterned cereal.
explanation: why you and yer former significant other are no longer an item.
flexplanation: why a supposed-to-be-rigid item/material is actually anything but.
hexplanation: facts 'n' FIGURES regarding either six-sided FIGURES or a bad-luck magic-spell.
Lexplanation: refers to either da "how to" instructions for yer home's AI-device, or da scientific lecture dat Alan Grant gave to his pint-sized female tour-companion regarding da Jurassic Park exhibits.
Mexplanation: what da waitress at da local tortilla and enchilada joint beamingly gives you regarding their delectable refried beans.
NEXplanation: info regarding either a US Navy store or a body-movement-based video-gaming system.
PEXplanation: da data-sheet about modern plastic water pipe and da quick-'n'-easy crimp-on collars and push-on connectors for same.
Plexplanation: da startup-guide for da popular media-streaming platform and server software.
Prexplanation: what everyone desperately wants regarding our current dumba** commander-in-chief!
Rexplanation: refers to either (A) what Definition #5 above was likely about, or (B) yer lame-duck-excuse court-testimony palaver about why yer "man's best friend" individual barks so much, leaves "gifts" all over da neighbor's yard, randomly nips at people with no provocation, etc.
Additional examples of "alphabetical explanations" include:
sexplanation: besides da obvious reference to "Da Talk" about human bouncy-bouncies, this word also refers to what you'd hafta speak in detail about during yer arraignment regarding how a horny male example of yer above-mentioned four-footed troubleMAKER became a BABY-MAKER with da neighbor's innocently-trusting-and-naively-submissive "Princess Precious" cute-canine counterpart.
Shrexplanation: good luck on tryin' to reason with da cantankerous-blowhard Baron Bomburst on why you not only couldn't speak clearly over da radio, but also why you and yer blundering/blithering cohort were never able to capture dat confounded flying car for him! P.S. Okay... OKAAYYY --- "Shreksplanation" --- "You're sposta be s-c-a-r-e-d of me --- why? --- 'cuz I'm an O-G-R-E!" There --- ya HAPPY now?!
spexpIanation: Telling fellow humans da reasoning behind yer wearing goofy-lookin' Harold-Lloyd-style eyewear.
Texplanation: Why you want to visit or move to da Lone Star State.
treksplanation: Da theory behind yer either watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy reruns, or frequently partaking of long hikes to neighboring locales instead of driving, riding, or flying there.
vexplanation: Why you ticked someone off.
wrecksplanation: What da notorious Captain Fudge had to frequently give whenever he returned to port with a battered ship.
sexplanation: besides da obvious reference to "Da Talk" about human bouncy-bouncies, this word also refers to what you'd hafta speak in detail about during yer arraignment regarding how a horny male example of yer above-mentioned four-footed troubleMAKER became a BABY-MAKER with da neighbor's innocently-trusting-and-naively-submissive "Princess Precious" cute-canine counterpart.
Shrexplanation: good luck on tryin' to reason with da cantankerous-blowhard Baron Bomburst on why you not only couldn't speak clearly over da radio, but also why you and yer blundering/blithering cohort were never able to capture dat confounded flying car for him! P.S. Okay... OKAAYYY --- "Shreksplanation" --- "You're sposta be s-c-a-r-e-d of me --- why? --- 'cuz I'm an O-G-R-E!" There --- ya HAPPY now?!
spexpIanation: Telling fellow humans da reasoning behind yer wearing goofy-lookin' Harold-Lloyd-style eyewear.
Texplanation: Why you want to visit or move to da Lone Star State.
treksplanation: Da theory behind yer either watching William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy reruns, or frequently partaking of long hikes to neighboring locales instead of driving, riding, or flying there.
vexplanation: Why you ticked someone off.
wrecksplanation: What da notorious Captain Fudge had to frequently give whenever he returned to port with a battered ship.
alphabetical explanations by QuacksO August 18, 2026
