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Alphabetical by chillin662 October 30, 2022
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Alphabetical Mutation
A typo, but no ordinary typo.
This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.
Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.
Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.
"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"
"you're fairly crazy"
"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"
"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."
"ubdies? don't you mean undies"
"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
"you're fairly crazy"
"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"
"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."
"ubdies? don't you mean undies"
"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"
Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012
alphabetical list
You couldn't find anything else to define that wasnt already "Type word here.." or "Urban Dictionary"
You pile of shit.
You pile of shit.
alphabetical list by howHorrifying June 7, 2018
alphabetical laughter
When chatting on the internet you laugh so hard that rather than typing "lol" you randomly smash the keyboard and the result resembles something like hjdskfhkdfkdsj
(alphabetical laughter is commonly seen in a chatroom/private message setting)
guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...
guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
guy 1: my dog just ate a box of crayons then left a rainbow in the neighbors yard...
guy 2: hdskjfhsdkfjhdsl
alphabetical laughter by lIl_Pandora_lIl July 24, 2015
alphabetical obligations
Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
alphabetical obligations by QuacksO June 9, 2020
alphabetical ordinance
boardinance: A building-code for wooden structures or wild pigs
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways
fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts
boredinance: A rule about providing adequate interesting programs/activities for local youths
coordinance: Specifies how many cans of Goldens and Silver Bullets ya are allowed per day
cordinance: Da local custom regarding extra/unwanted string
coredinance: Dictates how ya hafta dispose of yer eaten apples and dead car-batteries
doordinance: What ya hafta obey regarding hinged entrance-ways
fordinance: Which and/or how many blue-oval-badged vehicles ya may own
fourdinance: An edict regarding a specific number of items, occasions, etc.
goredinance: Rule regarding how graphically-violent a movie or event can be
hoardinance: How many items ya may hold onto
lordinance: How much power you can have over others
loredinance: What types of historic tales are permitted
moordinance: What's allowed on broad grassy areas
moredinance: Da law controlling additional amounts
Additional examples of alphabetical ordinance include:
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership
nordinance: Rule of neither
poordinance: Da permissible degree of indigence
poredinance: Rules regarding da tiny holes in yer skin
pourdinance: How ya hafta dispense liquids, powders, etc.
roardinance: How loudly ya may rev yer engine or perform yer lion-impersonations
soardinance: A rule regarding flight
soredinance: How temperish or achy/rashy ya can become before seeking treatment
toredinance: How dilapidated/damaged yer clothing can be when ya are out in public
tourdinance: Da law regarding guided entertainment/instructional strolls
whoredinance: How "loose" a person can be
woredinance: How new something has to be, or what clothing ya hafta put on
yoredinance: What antique items/activities ya may possess and/or partake of
yourdinance: A rule regarding second-person ownership
alphabetical ordinance by QuacksO July 29, 2021
alphabetical introductions
bintroduction: A gleeful "meet-'n'-greet" between two or more individuals engaged in dumpster-diving.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
dintroduction: A raucously-verbal names-and-general-info-exchanging among a sizeable group of people while getting acquainted wif each other, such as if a troop of teenage Boy Scouts encounters a similar-sized/aged band of Girl Scouts during a trail-hike and they all decide to have lunch together, resulting in an uproarious "guffaws-'n'-giggles" high-fiving and hand-clasping fiesta.
fintroduction: Refers to where someone tells you da names of all of his aquarium-buddies.
gintroduction: A getting-to-know-each-other exchange between two bar-patrons who are too drunk to truly determine whether or not they are adequately compatible or would otherwise make a very good friend for each other. Can also refer to what a teetotaler never wants to happen --- i.e., for someone to ask him to "gulp a glass of Gordon's" to see if he'd enjoy adding it to his list of preferred beverages.
hintroduction: A merely-alluded-to familiarizing of Person A wif Person B, such as when Person C (like da parent of a bashful child) loudly tells da name of Person B (maybe said shy child, or another one --- Person A --- whom Person C wants to be friends wif his own little one) to Person D (maybe da parent of da other shy child) in Person A's hearing, in da hopes dat Person A and Person B will then develop enough of a liking/curiosity towards each other dat they will make an effort to connect on their own.
Other examples of alphabetical introductions:
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
kintroduction: Da "So-And-So, this is your ___, So-And-So" meeting between two relatives for da first time.
lintroduction: A "first-time huggy-squeezy" between two people dat results in lots of cloth-dust's being transferred between said two close-'n'-cuddly new associates. Bonus tip: to avoid both distress and a costly cleaning-bill, refrain from "rushing in headlong" wif someone who's wearing a business suit or other fancy garb --- just shake hands first; there will be time for less-formal-and-more-forward communing in da future.
mintroduction: A first-time meeting where one or both parties either chewed Wrigley's or used Tic Tacs beforehand.
PINtroduction: Helpfully familiarizing someone wif how to use his new debit card.
Quinntroduction: A formal names-exchange between da famous "actor Anthony" and one of his fans.
sintroduction: What da Devil is supposedly always trying to do to innocents.
tintroduction: Can refer to either (1) showing someone how to coat da tip of his soldering iron, (2) teaching someone to work wif rustproofed sheet-metal, or (3) demonstrating how lovely dyeing his hair can make him look.
VINtroduction: Schooling someone on how to differentiate between vehicles of da same make and model.
wintroduction: Giving insider tips on how to "be top dog" in da business world, take home first prize at competitive functions, etc.
yintroducton: "Pleased to meet you; I'm Yang. I think I already know your name."
alphabetical introductions by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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