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Aloe Vera 

The most delicious and addicting drink of all time.
Molly: Yo, Jimmy do you want some of my aloe vera?
Jimmy: What? I thought that was a plant.
Molly: No it's the most delicious drink of all time. Here try some.
Jimmy: Damn. That's the most delicious drink of all time.
Aloe Vera by mylenaurelie March 13, 2018
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Aloe Vera 

A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?

Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.

Sally: That's digusting.

Timmy: Agreed.
Aloe Vera by Dandhi March 28, 2010

Aloe Vera 

The correct way to greet a woman whose name is Vera
Vera: Hello Bob
Bob: Aloe Vera
Aloe Vera by Jgbsisbdng December 29, 2022

Aloe Vera 

Aloe Vera is that nasty slimey shit that u put on scars, also that stinky shit asmr ppl be eating. BLAGHH.
WANNA EAT SOME ALOE VERA. dude 2: THAT NASTY SHIT?!
Aloe Vera by Big.Mama.Skyy February 22, 2022

Aloe Vera lips 

When a girl’s vaginal lips are so wet that the penis/strap just falls out. Therefore the penis can only go around the lips like lipstick.
My girl was so wet she had Aloe Vera Lips
Aloe Vera lips by Daddycumslut69 November 12, 2019

Aloe Vera Man 

Slaws Friend
Slaw and Aloe Vera Man going to have a man date.
Aloe Vera Man by Zariez August 8, 2024

Alera the aloe Vera 

Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell’s child who is an aloe Vera plant
Joe: I looked after the kids

Dianne: did alera the aloe Vera want mum
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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