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Aloe Vera 

A plant with cactus-like leaves known for it's medicinal powers and jizz like texture. The green exterior should never be eaten under any circumstances, as it will cause your face to contort into a jizz-smothered grimace.
Sally: Oh my god! Did you jizz in my drink?

Timmy: No, that's just the way aloe vera is.

Sally: That's digusting.

Timmy: Agreed.
Aloe Vera by Dandhi March 28, 2010

Aloe Vera 

The correct way to greet a woman whose name is Vera
Vera: Hello Bob
Bob: Aloe Vera
Aloe Vera by Jgbsisbdng December 29, 2022

Aloe Vera 

Aloe Vera is that nasty slimey shit that u put on scars, also that stinky shit asmr ppl be eating. BLAGHH.
WANNA EAT SOME ALOE VERA. dude 2: THAT NASTY SHIT?!
Aloe Vera by Big.Mama.Skyy February 22, 2022

Aloe Vera lips 

When a girl’s vaginal lips are so wet that the penis/strap just falls out. Therefore the penis can only go around the lips like lipstick.
My girl was so wet she had Aloe Vera Lips
Aloe Vera lips by Daddycumslut69 November 12, 2019

Aloe Vera Man 

Slaws Friend
Slaw and Aloe Vera Man going to have a man date.
Aloe Vera Man by Zariez August 8, 2024

Alera the aloe Vera 

Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell’s child who is an aloe Vera plant
Joe: I looked after the kids

Dianne: did alera the aloe Vera want mum
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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