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Alnando is a cool guy to be around and you’d be sure to fall in love. He’s super chill and you can be any kind of person you’d want around him. He doesn’t judge anyone and is always there when you need him. You can always count on Alnando to do anything. He’s the most loyal and kind person you’ll find.

“Alnando is such a good friend”

alnando by aldoisthere December 2, 2023

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Alcandor

A male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. He puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very sassy but knows the limit. He is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. Makes a good friend but can never finalize the plans for the upcoming weekend. Overall, a very luscious puppy disguised as a boy.

Girl: yo did you see that guy?
Guy: Are you sure thats a guy? I mean those pants...
Girl: lol yeah I think he's an Alcandor

Alcandor by sw4gmast4r December 25, 2013

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Almando

Amazing person to be around and will always be there for you. Almando will always make sure your okay. He is great to talk to, but he will put you in your place if you cross him.

Look at that almando

Almando by Dat gal boo July 21, 2018

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allando

Someone who watches Shoujo-Ai anime, is subscribed to a virtual youtuber, and spends their nights playing Overwatch.

Hey, it isn't called being a weaboo, it's called being a allando. There's a difference.

allando by Tarteyo April 20, 2017

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alando

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

alando by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020

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arnando

a rapist. stay away. thinks godzillas are real.

''LOOK! AN ARNANDO! RUN FAM!''

arnando by arnandoisfat February 15, 2017

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Alcandor

known to be charismatic, self-reliant and a kind-hearted soul

Alcandor is a charming and tenderhearted soul.

Alcandor by rrrr02p0810 January 5, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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