allando 

Someone who watches Shoujo-Ai anime, is subscribed to a virtual youtuber, and spends their nights playing Overwatch.

Hey, it isn't called being a weaboo, it's called being a allando. There's a difference.

allando by Tarteyo April 20, 2017

Alcandor 

A male specimen who has the lowest standards and will literally call anything and anyone cute. He puts much effort into his daily outfit and appearance and is very sassy but knows the limit. He is known amongst friends as the most scandalous as he always shows the most skin when dressing. Makes a good friend but can never finalize the plans for the upcoming weekend. Overall, a very luscious puppy disguised as a boy.

Girl: yo did you see that guy?
Guy: Are you sure thats a guy? I mean those pants...
Girl: lol yeah I think he's an Alcandor

Alcandor by sw4gmast4r December 25, 2013

Almando 

Amazing person to be around and will always be there for you. Almando will always make sure your okay. He is great to talk to, but he will put you in your place if you cross him.

Look at that almando

Almando by Dat gal boo July 21, 2018

John Allanson 

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

John Allanson by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019

alando 

Alando is a kind hearted, loving person. Once you meet him, he’ll see, why at first, but then jokester pops right out of him. He is a person that everyone needs in life. He can be shy and hard on the outside, but on the inside, he is very soft and kind, kind of like a pop art. He is someone that you would never want to lose. A loving soul, comedian and sometimes perplexed person. You’ll never want to lose and Alando

Me: I’m pretty sad rn :(
Friend: talk to alando! He’ll cheer you up!

alando by Jaliepan e4 December 26, 2020

Allendown's Syndrome 

Typically afflicts those from the ages of 14-25, who attended the high school of, but not limited to: Emmaus, Parkland, and Central Catholic.

There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.

When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.

Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.

WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.

Allendownee: "Man, I'm so tired."

Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"

Allendownee: "...what?"

Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.

Allendown's Syndrome by Ned's Little Brother October 3, 2011

Alcandor 

known to be charismatic, self-reliant and a kind-hearted soul

Alcandor is a charming and tenderhearted soul.

Alcandor by rrrr02p0810 January 5, 2021