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A very ugly and girl she doesn’t care what anybody says. She will never listen to you if you try to tell her something. She falls in love with people that are named Tiana Andrew-Johnson. They both love each other because they are technically the same person rude and heartless

Dang that girl is rude- I bet her name is ALMALEA

Is that Tiana with a girlfriend- I think her girlfriend name is ALMALEA

almalea by ALMALEA November 21, 2021

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Almalexia

That annoying b**** who tires to kill you at the end of Tribunal with Hopesfire. The only cool thing about her is her badass body guards.

Dude 1: WTF Almalexia tried to kill me!

Dude 2: You're what did who? Are you playing Morrowind again!?!

Almalexia by Jiklajack Amarouirous May 19, 2010

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alkaleak

a name commonly given to alkaline batteries because of their propensity to leak and destroy the equipment they are used in.

how do i get these dammed alkaleaks out of my flashlight?
they seem to be fused to the inside.

alkaleak by kc8adu October 22, 2017

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amalea

Its my name

Random person: hello Amalea
Me:hi

amalea by IGHT then. November 3, 2019

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amalean

a king a sexy man who has a giant horse cock.
every women wants to fuck him.

omg he is an amalean

amalean by Doom25Bug November 10, 2021

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Almalexia

A goddess who has quite an agressive way of communication with mortals. She is very pretty, like Tinuviel in Lord of the Rings. She was married with Nerevarine, slayer of Dagoth Ur, devil of Morrowind, but she killed his re-incarnation in Sotha Sil's palace.

Almalexia: Morrowind, Nerevarine, Sotha Sil, Mournhold, Tinuviel

Almalexia by Meggz0rz September 7, 2008

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Almamea

Almamea is kind and humble,but be careful because if you make her mad you’re in trouble.

Who is Almamea?
she is a humble girl

Almamea by April_ June 8, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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