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Allusions 

Some shitty game made by Klevinoroto
"Hey man what's that game with the shitty references?"
"Oh you mean Allusions!"
"Yeah, remember what klev said on april 23rd, 2019 at 12:26AM?"
Allusions by Thug Shaker September 16, 2022

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.
He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

Lonestar illusions 

An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.
Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.
Lonestar illusions by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010

Allisons Baby

A deceased neglected baby that comes back to haunt you while you are withdrawing from heroin. From the film Trainspotting.
Don't do heroin, you'll end up seeing Allisons baby when you come out of it.
Allisons Baby by Jardom March 1, 2015

optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.
When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!
optical allusion by ae34 March 25, 2008

human optical illusions 

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.
Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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