An idea of a Texas lifestyle, based on romanticized notions of Texas' history, culture, and daily life, that lead a person to have a misconceived conception of what a traditional Texas lifestyle entails. This idea is based on thoughts of Southern gentry, glamour, and the beauty of the Texas landscape.

Mary-Margaret always wanted to marry a Texas cowboy because she had Lonestar illusions of life on the ranch, when, in reality, it is a laborious and back-breaking lifestyle.

Lonestar illusions by GOPsound&fury October 27, 2010

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Allisons Baby

A deceased neglected baby that comes back to haunt you while you are withdrawing from heroin. From the film Trainspotting.

Don't do heroin, you'll end up seeing Allisons baby when you come out of it.

Allisons Baby by Jardom March 1, 2015

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optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

optical allusion by ae34 March 25, 2008

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human optical illusions

Women which use makeup to masquerade her ugliness and fool poor dumb man.

Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?

Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."

human optical illusions by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010

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