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alexshea 

Alexshea’s are beautiful creatures inside and out. They will do anything and everything to help those around them feel welcome and cared for. Alexshea’s are hard to come by, if you happen to meet one, don’t let them slip away. Hold Alexshea’s tight and never let go. They are always there for you, hold you up to the highest standards and always want to see you thriving and being the best version of yourself. Lastly, Alexshea’s are extremely thoughtful, loyal and very giving. They will open up their entire world to let you in, but don’t cross them or you will hear directly from them about what you did that hurt them. Alexshea’s live for communication so don’t hold back! Be truthful and honest and you will have found the best thing inside of an Alexshea….true friendship.
A group of strangers Defined an Alexshea:

Person 1: Woah, did you just see that majestic creature pass by?
Person 2: OMFG YES! It must have been an ALEXHSEA.

Person 3: I’ve always wanted to meet one!
Person 4: well let’s go then! I heard ALEXHSEA’S LOVE meeting new people…here’s our chance!
alexshea by Kes Kes November 23, 2021
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AlextheArschloch 

An AlextheArschloch is one sexy guy that is also the kindest most understanding person you will ever meet.
Person 1: "Who is AlextheArschloch?"

Person 2: "The sexiest but also kindest person alive"

alexHEARTbreaker 

alexheartbreaker is one of the most used emo/scene kid's photo's. He has black hair, blue eyes and 2 large lip peircings. His full name is Alexandre Evans and he has a myspace & Bebo & VF that he uses and gets comments frequently on how hot, sexxy, fine, gorgeoous, etc. he is from whores and bitches that spend too much time on the commuter staring at pics of him.. Sometimes he gets poser comments but nobody likes them.
-on alexHEARTbreaker's Bebo-

COMMENTS:

girl 1: OMFG! you are sooooo fucking hawt. i love you comment me back
girl 2: randomerrr. comment me back, sexy.
girl 3: you're such a poser. get outta here nigga.
A dogs best friend, a girl with a great smile, very uncool but in a cool way. Loves food shopping but never goes.
That girl Aleshea I wish she was my best friend she's so cool
aleshea by Hailary marsh November 20, 2016
I’m a person who really likes to argue with my little bro
OMG KHYREEEEEEEAAAAAA I’m alexsea and I’m a dummy who argues all the time
I like to argue wit ma lil bro
OMG KHYREEEEEEAAAAAA that’s alexseas fav sentence

Alex Shea Double-Grip 

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.