The type of girl if you have in your life you should never let go. A lot of people just see her for the first thing they notice- her looks but she's so much more than that. Once you've got a Jazzie in your life you forget what it's like without her. She's beautiful inside and out and the most unforgettable girl ever! She may not have much confidence but she the rarest out there. She’ll be on your side to the end. She's intelligent, brave, and kind. She's worth the effort you have to put in and more. She feels like sunshine and a rollercoaster at the same time, a beautiful adventure. She's all the colours at once with at full brightness. She makes you want to be a better person, a better guy, for her.
Person 1: hey man, who’s your home screen?
Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!
Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!
Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!
Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!
by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020

An AlextheArschloch is one sexy guy that is also the kindest most understanding person you will ever meet.
by AlextheArschloch December 06, 2020

A body-positive slogan started by model Ashley Graham.
It is used by many people for/in different ways. Some will say it as they are attracted to thick thighs, some say it to feel better about their thick thighs, and rarely people will say it as they know research shows that those with thicker thighs are less likely to die from heart complications.
It was popularised by a number of groups. The main group is those who wear merch of anime girls with thick thighs. The merch often says "thick thighs save lives". The people that wear the merch also often say the slogan.
Those who have thick thighs and/or want to promote body positivity will often say the slogan and wear clothes with the slogan on it. Some guys will also say the slogan as they are attracted to thick thighs.
The slogan is also used against pro-restrictive eating phrases.
It is used by many people for/in different ways. Some will say it as they are attracted to thick thighs, some say it to feel better about their thick thighs, and rarely people will say it as they know research shows that those with thicker thighs are less likely to die from heart complications.
It was popularised by a number of groups. The main group is those who wear merch of anime girls with thick thighs. The merch often says "thick thighs save lives". The people that wear the merch also often say the slogan.
Those who have thick thighs and/or want to promote body positivity will often say the slogan and wear clothes with the slogan on it. Some guys will also say the slogan as they are attracted to thick thighs.
The slogan is also used against pro-restrictive eating phrases.
Person 1: My phone nearly fell in the toilet but my thick thighs caught it!
Person 2: You know what they say- thick thighs save lives!
Person 1: Yeah my thick thighs saved my phone from ending up in the toilet.
Person 2: You know what they say- thick thighs save lives!
Person 1: Yeah my thick thighs saved my phone from ending up in the toilet.
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023

I lost my razz
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023

A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020

My sunflower, but in German.
Your sunflower is your person because they make you feel the same way sunflowers do. They should make you feel happy and warm and you should look at them with a sense of wonder. Once you've found your human that is your sunflower you should hold them tight and be their sun.
Your sunflower is your person because they make you feel the same way sunflowers do. They should make you feel happy and warm and you should look at them with a sense of wonder. Once you've found your human that is your sunflower you should hold them tight and be their sun.
Person 1: "Hey bro, who or what is meine Sonnenblume?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's the person that's my sunflower, its just in German. She's amazing and I just love her so much."
Person 2: "Oh, that's the person that's my sunflower, its just in German. She's amazing and I just love her so much."
by AlextheArschloch December 06, 2020

A pump cover is any type of baggy clothing that covers up your temporary pump (muscle swelling) during your work out. A pump cover is often trackpants and/or a hoodie.
You often only wear a pump cover when you start out your work out in the gym. It is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster. Once someone has done their first set the pump cover often comes off.
Largely popularised by "gymtok" in tiktok
You often only wear a pump cover when you start out your work out in the gym. It is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster. Once someone has done their first set the pump cover often comes off.
Largely popularised by "gymtok" in tiktok
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
