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The type of girl if you have in your life you should never let go. A lot of people just see her for the first thing they notice- her looks but she's so much more than that. Once you've got a Jazzie in your life you forget what it's like without her. She's beautiful inside and out and the most unforgettable girl ever! She may not have much confidence but she the rarest out there. She’ll be on your side to the end. She's intelligent, brave, and kind. She's worth the effort you have to put in and more. She feels like sunshine and a rollercoaster at the same time, a beautiful adventure. She's all the colours at once with at full brightness. She makes you want to be a better person, a better guy, for her.
Person 1: hey man, who’s your home screen?
Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!
Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!
Person 2: oh her? That's Jazzie man, she's unexplainable and the most beautiful thing I've encountered!
Person 1: hold onto her! If you don’t I will!
by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020
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Your sunflower is your person because they make you feel the same way sunflowers do. They should make you feel happy and warm and you should look at them with a sense of wonder. Once you've found your human that is your sunflower you should hold them tight and be their sun.
Your sunflower is your person because they make you feel the same way sunflowers do. They should make you feel happy and warm and you should look at them with a sense of wonder. Once you've found your human that is your sunflower you should hold them tight and be their sun.
Person 1: "Hey bro, who or what is meine Sonnenblume?"
Person 2: "Oh, that's the person that's my sunflower, its just in German. She's amazing and I just love her so much."
Person 2: "Oh, that's the person that's my sunflower, its just in German. She's amazing and I just love her so much."
by AlextheArschloch December 6, 2020
Get the Meine Sonnenblume mug.A pump cover is any type of baggy clothing that covers up your temporary pump (muscle swelling) during your work out. A pump cover is often trackpants and/or a hoodie.
You often only wear a pump cover when you start out your work out in the gym. It is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster. Once someone has done their first set the pump cover often comes off.
Largely popularised by "gymtok" in tiktok
You often only wear a pump cover when you start out your work out in the gym. It is believed wearing a pump cover makes you sweat more and warm up faster. Once someone has done their first set the pump cover often comes off.
Largely popularised by "gymtok" in tiktok
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
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by AlextheArschloch December 6, 2020
Get the AlextheArschloch mug.A widely used Australian term for a "rave".
Similar to your typical rave but often features illicit substances and loud electronic music in a field.
Similar to your typical rave but often features illicit substances and loud electronic music in a field.
by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
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by AlextheArschloch March 10, 2023
Get the Razz mug.A wattpad boy is a boy that has everything you could ever want in a person. He is whatever you need at the time. He is typically sweet but cute and/or sexy and is intelligent too! Perfectly imperfect in his own way, typically at least a little shy.
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
The type of guy you usually only find in a wattpad romance book, treats you how you deserve.
If you have a wattpad boy, don’t let him go!
Person 1: I can't believe it, Alexander is everything I want in a guy, he's my own personal wattpad boy.
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
Person 2: Dont let him go, I bet so many girls want him!
by AlextheArschloch August 26, 2020
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