Blonde, gorgeous and sexy ass alchemist from Genshin Impact. Everytime he stretches his wrist after he uses his E skill is mmmmMmoohhh god mmyes. A victim of being written with some good ass breeding kink fics. (don't stop, please write more haha you're amazing)

Person 1: Albedo is such a genius. He could so easily create life out of thin air!
Me: He can create life inside of me if he wants to.

Albedo by Aneda May 8, 2021

albedo kreideprinz

albedo kreideprinz from genshin
i love him
rerun when?!

"hey have u heard of albedo kreideprinz?"

albedo kreideprinz by albedosgirlfriend May 1, 2021

Albedo

The hottest most attractive being on the planet😫☝️. He is literally so hot everytime he's on screen I have the strongest urge to bust a nut. It's starting to become a problem with how attractive he is omg.

A: I want Albedo to step on me so badly
B:........ Your grandma just passed away wtf is wrong with you you dumb fucking faggot

Albedo by yourfavoritechink May 9, 2021

albedo

albedo is the most hottest and sexiest alchemist alchemist on planet earth

albedo>you

person 1:look at how sexy albedo is he’s better looking than you

person2:...why did I even decide to be moots with you😐

albedo by albedo sexy alchemist July 16, 2021

Albedo

sexxiestst mf alive. pela.s i mm . hed is so. everyoone pels make mor breeedign fanfics of ihjm. peklasd. thsi is th only reaosn im aliv.e. im /. albedo rerun when? when? WHEN MIHOYO? WHEN. I WILL SPEND ALL OF MY PARENTS LIFE SAVINGS FOR THIS MANN. PEKL.S. hhis handfs woudl loook good up my

thank you for coming to my ted tallk

person 1: "why are you so down bad for albedo??"
person 2: "why woulnt i be"

Albedo by froggiiy July 9, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026