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Alaunn is a handsome, tall, funny lightskin with the biggest dick ever! He knows how to hit the spot if you know what i mean ;). He’s very friendly to everyone around him and he will definitely make you laugh from his hilarious jokes. He’s got swag that can go for daysss and will slap a ho if she say he doesn’t. His mindset is amazeballs & he thinks he knows it all. Alaunns are the best and you should not let one of these slip out your grip if you encounter one.
Stranger Girl- Who is that fine glass of water walking this way.
Stranger Girls Friend- Girllll you know that’s Alaunn the finest boy alive!
alaunn by heheheMICHEALJACKSON November 20, 2023
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Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD
Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"
Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020
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Alanna is the realest friend you could ever be friends with. She will always be there for you in tough times but she will get annoyed if you do it for attention or do it all the time. Also this bitch is BIG PRETTY (no homo) . When your in a friend group with her it’s never funny or exciting if she isn’t there. And also I suggest you don’t get her mad cuz she will beat the brains outa you🤣. Alanna is like the type of friend that treats you like her child and looks after you 24/7 and always makes sure you are ok and she deserves more love then she gets.
Me: *being sad* Alanna: “who was it I’m bouts to fight them”
Alanna by If ykyk hehehe August 28, 2019
The most outgoing, crazy, fun loving, energetic, girl you can find. Always up for crazy adventures. Mostly befriend by boys due to her laid back no bullshit attitude. Makes an amazing girlfriend due to her loyalty an caring nature. If you let an alannah get away your doomed to miss her the rest of your days bubby. Never lets a friend down. Doesnt back down from a fight when she believes in it.
Alannah wants to be loved
Alannah by The real one #2 April 23, 2018
The best girl you'll ever meet. She is beautiful on the inside as well as out. She may not be the first girl to catch your eye, but is defiantly the wakyest and funniest in the room. When you get to know her, she will make you amile everyday. Alanna is one of the best people to form a relationship with, because she will never let you down or betray you. She has the most beautiful eyes, like that of a cows. Big brown and you can easily get lost in them. If you get a chance to meet her, take it she will change your life.
Dude 1: hey did u see that girl?

Dude 2: yah, Alanna is so smart. I wish she was my girlfriend!
Alanna by Padme* October 25, 2017
person 1 : "Have you seen Alannah?!"
person 2 : "No, what's so good about her"
person 1 : "She's a beautiful bad bitch! Dumbass
Alannah by samiskoolio November 7, 2019
A girl who has a beautiful smile, and is beautiful inside and out. She's talented, fun, charming, sweet, nice, loyal, faithful, honest, playful, listens, is respectful, has great taste in music, has an adorable laugh, and makes an amazing best friend/girlfriend. If you ever have an Alainna as a girlfriend, do not take advantage of it like I did. She's the perfect girl.
No one can measure up to Alainna.
Alainna by asdfjkajklwejfiej June 6, 2012
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