alaphabet 

A mythical apricot colored elephant that has big nuts and eats big nuts.

The alaphabet is the most widely known mythical creature to exist.

alaphabet by therealalaphabet(maz) January 28, 2017

backwards alphabet 

Saying the alphabet backwards, from Z to A. Thanks to the Captain Kangaroo show, which aired it so very, very many times, I somehow managed to memorize it & can say it in 3 Seconds flat! No kidding!

People doubt that I can say the backwards alphabet & are shocked when I accomplish it! They always ask how I can do that!

backwards alphabet by Starchylde May 21, 2016

The Alphabet Boys 

FBI, CIA, ATF, DEA, IRS, ICE, DHS. The Feds. The alphabet boys come for you when it becomes obvious that you're slinging dope, killing fools, cookin' the books, jumping the border, collaborating with terrorists, or doing other illegal shit.

Shit Lorenzo, we gotta get the coke in the truck, torch the stash house, and move it to the new spot. I just got tipped off that The Alphabet Boys are coming down for a raid.

The Alphabet Boys by Howimetyourgrandma April 16, 2020

alphabet trick 

When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.

Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!

alphabet trick by purplefeltangel April 14, 2006

The alphabet people 

Slang used to refer to people of the LGBTQ community

Guy 1: Are you gay?
Guy 2: nah man im not a part of the alphabet people

The alphabet people by tuhp May 10, 2021

Alphabet Mafia

A way cooler term for the LGBTQIA+ community.

Me: "I'm a part of the Alphabet Mafia."

Alphabet Mafia by ThatGayGuy1776 December 12, 2020

alphabite 

The alphabite is the best bite of a meal or snack. The meal or snack is usually composed of numerous different ingredients and textures, allowing for variability in taste from one mouthful to the next. Thus, some bites are better than others and there is a particular mouthful that is superior to the rest. This superior mouthful is known as the 'alphabite.'

When eating a sandwich with crust, for instance, the alphabite could be considered the middle portion of the sandwich where you get to eat 100% meat/cheese/softbread/dressings. No crust. Thus, the 'alphabite.'

The 'alphabite' of a cookie may be the place on the cookie where multiple chocolate chips have gathered, thus giving you a high chocolate-to-dough ratio in that area of the cookie, leading to the 'alphabite', or best bite of that particular cookie.

The place on a slice of pizza where three pepperoni got stuck together resting atop an entire sundried tomato would be the location of an 'alphabite.' and so on...

alphabite by richard bullard barnes July 26, 2010