alabamer

How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".

"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"

by PopeReagan July 4, 2016

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

alabamering

When someone hits if off with a family member.

Timmy and Susan were alabamering in front of their parents.

by LOOOOOLLLL2022 March 13, 2022

Alabammer

How southerners say the word 'Alabama'. Also any person from the state of Alabama, or anyone who speaks with a heavy southern accent reminiscent of Alabaman speech.

"Yee-haw! Les all go down ter Alabammer and git us sum grits!"

by basserist October 24, 2008

alabamerian

Its when you think of your family member in a attracted way or fuck them.

Doush: Yo your sister is looking hella fine today
The brother: I know right
Doush: You're a alabamerian

by fuckmynutz November 7, 2022

alabamering

When someone hits it off with a family member.

Timmy and Susan were alabamering.

by LOOOOOLLLL2022 March 13, 2022