alabamer

How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".

"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"

by PopeReagan March 29, 2016

alabamic

When a person is acting incest or has incestuous tendencies.

Cleetus: "Bro my cousin was looking kinda hot at that party"

James: "Hey you are acting pretty Alabamic right now."

by LindsIsAFather April 19, 2019

Alabaming

The act of going on a loud rant or telling some other type of animated story with a thick country accent and a perspective originating from Alabama.

Slang: Alabamin'

Kayla: Listen here, I know there's supposed to be some 'naders later but I'll be there come hell or high water. Bet your ass i'll put that on my meemaw.

Amber: Bless her heart, Kayla is Alabaming again.

Becca: She's always Alabamin'

by BZ_BB_843 April 29, 2022

alabamering

When someone hits if off with a family member.

Timmy and Susan were alabamering in front of their parents.

by LOOOOOLLLL2022 March 14, 2022

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 08, 2019

Alabam!

slang to have sex with ones family/2nd family member

Jim: I can't wait to get home and Alabam! my cousin
Harry: Jim that's gross but cool

by FeckinAye January 23, 2021

alabamering

When someone hits it off with a family member.

Timmy and Susan were alabamering.

by LOOOOOLLLL2022 March 14, 2022