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Alabaster Disaster
Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009
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alabaster jackrabbit
Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.
Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.
Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!
Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.
Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!
Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.
Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.
alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019
alabaster retard
What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh
alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005
Alabamanerick
Alabamanerick by rondoor October 30, 2018
alabaster retard
A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
Alabamarama
A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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