Alabammer 

How southerners say the word 'Alabama'. Also any person from the state of Alabama, or anyone who speaks with a heavy southern accent reminiscent of Alabaman speech.

"Yee-haw! Les all go down ter Alabammer and git us sum grits!"

Alabammer by basserist October 24, 2008

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

Alabamanerick 

When you send all of your Nike crap to somebody in Alabama

I Alabamanericked my brother in Alabama.

Alabamanerick by rondoor October 30, 2018

alabaster retard 

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.

Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"

Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006