akward 

The incorrect spelling of the word awkward.

Used by morons and/or K-5th grade.

Typically used when the situation doesn't call for it, and is thus typically overused and unfunny (misspelled or not, turns out).

Stargrl789: and then he called his parents and asked them to give us a ride!

Unfunnytwat1357: sooo akward.

akward by vitamin_r January 19, 2008

akward 

something unnatural. something that isn't in it's proper shape or condition.

after he fell on his hands he saw his arm in an akward angle.

akward by Nurief August 7, 2007

Akward 

When you were having an interesting conversation with someone but one of you said something nasty or stupid as nd now there is complete silence

Bro, that was akward.....................................

Akward by Paramadakis December 1, 2020

akward hall walk 

When your walking next to someone who you know but have nothing to talk to about between school classes.

today, i was walking next to my crush in the hall, with nothing to say. It was a total akward hall walk.

akward hall walk by singletilldeath.com August 28, 2009

Akward Silence 

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.

Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...

Akward Silence by hereyagoho May 12, 2010

akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

akward arm situation by hh disney freak June 6, 2010

akward turtle 

a classy way to describe an akward situation and also to break an akward silence. most popularly used in the lower portin of westchester (yonkers, hartsdale, bronxville) but suprisingly unknown, for the most part, in places like scarsdale and eastchester. the proper hand motion is your hand one on top the other palms up, thumbs moving in a circular motion. many people do it with the palms facing down which is CLEARLY wrong and classless. (see akward uterus, the retarted turtle)

so i was talking about that dirty bitch ryan from Maria and didn't realize she was right behind me, akward turtle or what?!?

akward turtle by chyll July 20, 2007