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the definition of akrend is when you reach akrend when you reach a phase of inner annoyance. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE REACHED AKREND WHEN YOU GET TENSE AND ARGUE EVERYDAY for ten years then you have reached akrend. arguing can be with yourself or your floor or anything but if you naturally do that for ten years then you have reached akrend.salwa is the only one in the world who has reached akrend
i have reached internal akrend

whats that

i have argued and tensed naturally for ten years

oh what are its perks

you are able to be calm and feel fulfilled for the rest of your life
akrend by made by 54734 June 23, 2021
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Aprendectus 

A synonym to smart. To be intelligent or non-academically high iq'd.
Academically, I am not smart, though I am considered aprendectus by friends.
Aprendectus by imdonut October 19, 2020
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atrendous 

fucking awful

a mixture of the words atrocious and horrendous into one giant horrendous atrocity
that girl you just pulled was atrendous!
atrendous by TreeCollective July 9, 2011
Arend- means King of the Eagles or mighty mountain. Has dutch/german origin. Respected name in Europe. Also the name of a knight-Arend of Roland. Of European origin.
Arend-A bold knight, eagle, european.
Arend by thatguy69843 February 5, 2010

arendary 

A person who is simply a living legend. Arendary, he is loveable, caring, but also tough and protective. He's a true legend! He's just too good to be true.
e.g: That guy is so amazing! He must be arendary!
arendary by A.Mohammad August 1, 2019
Small coastal town in Aust-Agder (Norway).

Known for gender inequality, and an unreasonable fear of "udlendingaa" (slang:foreigners).

Both the female and male living in this town typically display bleached hair, sporting a pair of white nylon see-through pants and platform shoes of the brand Buffalo.
You know your from Arendal when:

You have a baby at 14.

You grew up your entire life planning to have a baby at 14.

You think that theres nothing wrong with gender inequality because people choose it themselves.

You think that a pair of white plastic pants, and your spray-
on tan is a sure thing in every wardrobe related situation.

You work out to become "sver"

You think that adding vegetables to any meal is gay.

You initiate five out of ten conversations by saying "Gæbbeluniz!! Å faen!!?"

When not initiating a conversation in this manner you contact people, especially "ostlendingaa" with the phrase "du!, ska e banke du ellå?"

You eat kebabs drunk while slacking of "udlendingå", not realising the irony.

You're very concerned about not being gay, but you don't like beer, you rather drink Smirinoff Ice (Smenaaff) or Bacardi breezer (Baekaedi).

You think that raising your voice is an effective way of winning an argument.
Example:

Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be sent out of the country!
Ostlending: That's kinda inhumane
Arendalitt: All the criminal foreigners should be SENT OUT!
Ostlending: Doesn't that violate some rights?
Arendalitt: ALL THE CRIMINAL FOREIGNERS SHOULD BE SENT OUT!!!
Arendal by martdawg86 February 8, 2010

Arendsee's Axiom 

The bad guys are always winning but the good guys always win.
American politics slowly become more progressive despite all the partisan hate mongering. This is a great example of Arendsee's axiom--also, Star Wars.
Arendsee's Axiom by MrRNC June 18, 2011
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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