Arendelle 

1. The Morning Star i.e. Venus See: Arendel
2. That place where Anna and Else grew up in Frozen.

Arendelle is like Earth's twin except he's had some stuff happen to him. In fact, he's in the Goldilocks Zone like Earth.

Arendelle by Master of beargreen September 11, 2023

Arendelle

A city in south Norway proper. All the kids go to freeskate on friday nights and then go to friendly's. The town is so diverse, it’s mostly a mix of Irish, African-Americans, Italians, Dominicans, Guatemalans, Haitians, Indians, Ugandans, and Chinese. On an Arendelle street it's common to hear common slang talk (hawayah=how are you?, supdood=hi, yah fuckin ritahhded ked= you're stupid, etc.), next to spanglish (eyyy que tal mang= what's up man, el dijo to me= he told me, cabron you creysee= you're crazy, etc.), next to ghetto slang. Down at the south is were all the spanish and blacks at. Jumondur and Buckton are the where all the white middle class people are. Fjord Hill is where the white and Armenian's live and all drive around Benz's. Half of the kids are lax bro's, walking around with a snapback backwards and knee high socks with flip flops. All the ghetto girls complain of how fake everyone else is on facebook, threaten to "smack a bitch". At night all the "cool" Arendelle high schoolers go drink at Petco. South side kids just walk around and play ball. Jumondor kids go down the park and play strockey on the basketball courts. Arendelle hockey kicks-ass. Arendelle is a city with a lot of diversity, boring as hell most of the time. Across the water from the coast lies Denmark.

Person 1: What part of Arendelle are you from?
Person 2: Buckton.
Person 2: Shit... I'm from the south side, you must be rich.

Arendelle by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing January 27, 2026

Arendelle

A tough kingdom outside Norway proper.
Most of it is working class, though the southside is wicked rough. It's mostly a mix of Irish, African-Americans, Italians, Dominicans, Guatemalans, Haitians, Indians, Ugandans, and Chinese. On an Arendelle street it's common to hear old-timer talk (hawayah=how are you?, supdood=hi, yah fuckin ritahhded ked= you're stupid, etc.), next to spanglish (eyyy que tal mang= what's up man, el dijo to me= he told me, cabron you creysee= you're crazy, etc.), next to ghetto slang. Oh and you cant forget mumbling drunkard/junkie, a favourite dialect on the southside. Locals get offered drugs a lot because its a thriving business here. Also every fucking kid in Arendelle now is either a gangbanger or wants to be one so there are a growing numbers of Locs and Latin Kings. Arendelle is actually just kind of a sad story because what used to be the birthplace of the European industrial revolution is turning into a broke ass shithole. And yet people here are so damn proud and won't let you for get they were "born and raised in tha ‘delle". Rule number one in Arendelle is ignoring our problems and pretending gangs, drugs, and broken homes are only in ghettos like Jurmondor, Freyja, Agnarr etc. Runjard Hill is where all the chavs live and hang around outside McDonalds or newsagents, harassing passersby, drive around in their shitty rice rockets blaring 50 cent and uk drill shite for half the neighbourhood to hear.

All the ghetto girls complain of how fake everyone else is on facebook, threaten to "smack a bitch". At night all the "cool" Arendelle high schoolers go the local nightclubs and get shitfaced while deadmau5 or dom dolla play the same songs for the fifth goddamn time in a row. South side kids just walk around and knife people for no reason at all. If you can escape the drugs and violence, get out of this waste-yard before it is too late.

Arendelle by smoking & vaping is for losers January 29, 2026

arendelle air 

a shitty airline that delays constantly, operates a very obsolete fleet and has had too many crashes. Their fleet currently consists of 10 Tu-134s, 6 IL-62s, 3 747-100s and 20 707-330s. I swear I even saw a de Havilland comet among their fleet when I visited there this summer. Don’t fly them.

arendelle air holds the record for the most delays and crashes. I blame Elsa for cutting costs and insisting on leasing a fleet of obsolete death chambers. Norwegian weather isn’t a problem for A330s or 737s. They land at arendelle airport all the time. At least Ryanair will get u to the iconic city from frozen for just 20 quid. I flew over in one of their 707s and it was horrific. Thought the plane was gonna fall apart mid flight. Immediately booked a Ryanair return. The city itself is wonderful but the airline is so bad it’s a wonder it’s not gone out of business.

arendelle air by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 15, 2025

arendelle air 

An airline that used to have old, beat up tupolevs and Boeings. However they’ve improved drastically and now have a few A350s and 777s in their fleet. The last crash was in 1976 involving an Il-62. All their old planes are now freighters.

arendelle air is now as good as BA or AF.

arendelle air by smoking & vaping is for losers September 15, 2025

arendelle air 

A very scary airline that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots and cabin crew. They lose your baggage every time because they dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.

I thought something was wrong when my flight from Arendelle to Wakanda took 33 hours. For starters, we were crammed into an all-economy layout in a decades-old Boeing 707-330B which made Ryanair look like a first class airline in comparison. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed upside down in a lake in Japan. 34 of the 180 or so passengers onboard died. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
From now on I’m only flying Ryanair, BA or wakanda airlines. arendelle air sucks.

arendelle air by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 17, 2025

Arendelle Air 

1) The biggest piece of shit airline in the world. If you thought that Ryanair was bad, think again. They shove continuous delays up your ass and then show no sympathy or remorse for the inconvenience. Rated one of the worst airlines in terms of on-time arrivals and departures.

2) The best way to destroy expensive luggage.

3) A term to describe being ripped off.

4) Fraud.

I paid for carry-on luggage handling at Arendelle Air. I despaired when I saw a DC-8-63 arrive into the gate. They only used the front doors for boarding and it took ages for everyone to board. I booked a window seat, only for the window to be blank because they couldn’t be bothered to replace it. When I arrived at my hotel room in the iconic city from frozen, my laptop screen was shattered. I paid for the fucking thing, and now arendelle refuse to compensate me for it, those assholes.

Arendelle Air by smoking & vaping is for losers September 24, 2025