agrending 

The act of pretending to hear someone or understand them and then agreeing with what they say, especially when you don't care what they have to say or are too lazy to ask them to repeat themselves.

Tom: "Sometimes, I feel like you don't respect me and don't value what I have to say."
Janet (obviously not listening): "Yeah that sounds great."
Tom: "Just like that, you're always agrending me."
Janet: "..."

agrending by oaa April 28, 2011

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

system of ascending precedents by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

airbending 

1) the complete understanding and control of the element, air, to a point at which you are capable of moving or forming it at your mercy.
2) an abnormally strong sexual act driven my extreme desire

1) Let me be your Aang, and we will travel the world airbending.
2) I'm going to airbend the shit out of you.

airbending by snickeldoodle September 1, 2009

attending-level car 

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money

med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

attending-level car by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009

Ascending 

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

Ascending by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

Attending a Nuisance Party 

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.

In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

Attending a Nuisance Party by NuisancePartier April 24, 2006

agreeing machine 

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

agreeing machine by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011