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ako is the worst person you will ever meet. he is a fat gooner r@pist racist who deserves to be locked up for his actions. he says horrible remarks about minorities. he makes others uncomfortable with sexual remarks. do NOT interact with an ako m.

hey, some dude called ako m just texted me

DO NOT REPLY HE WILL R@PE YOU

ako m by layismental March 10, 2025

Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)

Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

Advance ako mag-isip by RoyelPixel ._. October 15, 2018

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oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

Get the oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! mug.

kainin mo ako

eat me

kainin mo ako para tumigas ang titi ko

kainin mo ako by kantutero September 9, 2003

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Akoma

Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces

Akoma: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Akoma: better now that you’re here

Akoma by randomguy3214 August 24, 2020

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Akomt7

The best twitch streamer on the platform. She’s really Pepega, so don’t expect much from her :)

Yo Akomt7 is live Pog

Akomt7 by anonymous January 28, 2021

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Akomenii

An Akomenii, someone who takes extremely long using the shower having a fun time plucking its armpit hairs and doing more devious activites..

Your such an Akomenii!!

Akomenii by Luchygrm December 20, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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