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ako is the worst person you will ever meet. he is a fat gooner r@pist racist who deserves to be locked up for his actions. he says horrible remarks about minorities. he makes others uncomfortable with sexual remarks. do NOT interact with an ako m.
hey, some dude called ako m just texted me

DO NOT REPLY HE WILL R@PE YOU
ako m by layismental March 10, 2025

Advance ako mag-isip 

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)
Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine! 

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw
oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

kainin mo ako 

kainin mo ako para tumigas ang titi ko
kainin mo ako by kantutero September 9, 2003
Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces
Akoma: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face
Girl: fine, how about you
Akoma: better now that you’re here
Akoma by randomguy3214 August 24, 2020
The best twitch streamer on the platform. She’s really Pepega, so don’t expect much from her :)
Yo Akomt7 is live Pog
Akomt7 by anonymous January 28, 2021

Akomenii 

An Akomenii, someone who takes extremely long using the shower having a fun time plucking its armpit hairs and doing more devious activites..
Your such an Akomenii!!
Akomenii by Luchygrm December 20, 2022