airuck
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airsucking
The act of making blowjob motions in the air (sometimes including cupping of the balls) so a work mate, who is in the process of shining the bosses knob, can see you but said boss can not.
Joe was really shining Jimmy's knob. What a suck ass! I had to walk up behind him and do a little airsucking. Unfortunately for me, Jimmy could see my reflection in the window!
airsucking by headsilverback July 13, 2009
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Airicka
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Airfuck
The act of having sex without a partner present, like playing guitar without a guitar.
The reasons for starting an air fuck vary, common triggers are boredom, horniness and frustration.
Normally performed manually with some external stimulation like for example:
- pictures/video of sexual acts you would rather be performing but don't have an available or willing partner for.
- Pictures/video of a person you would like to have sex with but will most likely never meet (and if you did it wouldn't happen anyway).
- Footage of your favourite animal in compromising positions.
- etc. etc.
Note: Females have the ability to perform the air fuck without the need for these visual stimuli by conjuring up pleasing images and fantasies in their minds, men lack this gift.
The reasons for starting an air fuck vary, common triggers are boredom, horniness and frustration.
Normally performed manually with some external stimulation like for example:
- pictures/video of sexual acts you would rather be performing but don't have an available or willing partner for.
- Pictures/video of a person you would like to have sex with but will most likely never meet (and if you did it wouldn't happen anyway).
- Footage of your favourite animal in compromising positions.
- etc. etc.
Note: Females have the ability to perform the air fuck without the need for these visual stimuli by conjuring up pleasing images and fantasies in their minds, men lack this gift.
For lack of a suitable receptacle I airfucked.
Airfuck by Bob vanWinkel August 11, 2009
Airfuck
When a boy doesn't know how to have sex, and he whips out his dick, misses the hole and thinks he's fucking her.
Airfuck by urbandicc69 May 13, 2017
Airicka Phoenix
The best author in the world! Writes the greatest sexiest stories with the hottest bad boy alpha males, and strong self sufficient heriones!
Also the an amazing person with a pure heart.
Also the an amazing person with a pure heart.
Airicka Phoenix by TruckerGurl December 20, 2016
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A)
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