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apportant 

when retards try to say important. (tanya)
tanya: THAT WAS REALLY APPORTANT INFO.
lilian: ur dumb. its important. derp.
apportant by imnottanyaatall October 12, 2011
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apportunity 

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.
There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.
apportunity by Misterque December 25, 2011
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Abortant 

Poster person for abortion rights. Someone the world would have been better off without.
That douche should be reclassified as an Abortant. Oh he is such a scumbag.
Abortant by bassakwards January 20, 2010

apperfant 

euphemism for an idiot, brainless tit, moron, mentally challenged, clueless...yeah you get the idea
My boss asked me what I thought of him and so I told him I thought he was an apperfant
apperfant by Noriboy October 9, 2006

amportant 

Elision of “I am important,” - used to describe someone who implicitly or explicitly believes that he or she is important, and is likely to be thinking “I am important” at any given moment.
Observer #1 - “My goodness but Edwin is full of himself today!”

Observer #2 - “Indeed he is - he’s a very amportant person.”
amportant by friski varis November 29, 2021

airportant

Acting important when you are in an airport, by wearing clothing that conveys authority or worldliness, striding purposefully with a carryon trailing you on wheels, drinking at a bar while apparently doing something critical on your phone.
Look at that important businessman at the airport bar.

Nah he is just a regular guy flying to visit his mom, he just acts airportant.
airportant by zinndl December 30, 2018

appotato 

The best crowdfunding based concept out there . Founded in 2020 in middle of the pandemic .
He required some emergency funds for his business so he reached out to APPOTATO .
appotato by Dr Strange. November 24, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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