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His Airness 

Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.
Man you can't stop His Airness...you can only hope to contain him (NBA Street)
His Airness by quiggler September 20, 2006

your airness 

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.
Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.
your airness by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022
A sweet but crazy girl she’s loyal to a fault but has her moments. She’s gorgeous and goofy
Airess is the best friend that I know
airess by Ninamirah January 18, 2018

Airless plastic 

An insult to someone who is skinny and weak.
Kid 1: Come on, you can do better
Kid 2: I'm trying
Kid 1: What are you, an airless plastic
Family name with origins in Southern Norway.
This family seems to have a concern for collecting things based on a fear that they will one day stop making them.
Also,this family has a bunch of smart people.
You see Gordon Aarness? He has like ten pairs of the same shorts--either he's OCD or a smart guy.
Aarness by Gordo (No es Gordo) October 16, 2008

airless baking

Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable
Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"

Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"

Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"
airless baking by LegendOfNothing January 17, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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