Aarness

Family name with origins in Southern Norway.
This family seems to have a concern for collecting things based on a fear that they will one day stop making them.
Also,this family has a bunch of smart people.

You see Gordon Aarness? He has like ten pairs of the same shorts--either he's OCD or a smart guy.

Aarness by Gordo (No es Gordo) October 16, 2008

Cum drowning awarness day 

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.

"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day

Cum drowning awarness day by CumCrusader March 9, 2021

His Airness 

Michael Jordan, the baddest dude ever to lace up a pair of sneakers. The only hooper ever to have a title worthy of a king.

Man you can't stop His Airness...you can only hope to contain him (NBA Street)

His Airness by quiggler September 20, 2006

your airness 

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.

Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.

your airness by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022

Single Awarness Day 

a day more commonly known as Valentine's Day, but for those who are single, it goes by the name of Single Awarness Day. If you notice, the initials of this day is S.A.D.

Mary-"Hey Happy Valentine's Day!"
Fred-"You mean Single Awarness Day."

Single Awarness Day by volleyballer_82 February 14, 2008

chode awarness geek 

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...

douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...

chode awarness geek by power metal whore November 4, 2009

Airness 

The extent to which an air guitar performance transcends the medium and becomes a higher form of artistic expression.

Glenn: That Krye Tuff plays a mean air guitar. His Airness is unsurpassed.

Lance: I hear his Airness comes from playing 24/7 for his extremely manly boyfriend.

Glenn: What a lucky guy!

Airness by Tommy McByrne March 12, 2008