ahsum 

Means awesome, spelled in a retarded way.

I'm ahsum you just dont really notice!

ahsum by Sheena_ September 26, 2009

Ahsum Nimity

The mighty wizard who plays the main role in the game "The magic portals of Ahsum Nimity" (for iPad).

Derived from 'awesomenimity', which is derived from 'awesome'.

Q: "What's the name of that awesome wizard?"
A: "Ahsum Nimity"

Ahsum Nimity by Will0 June 12, 2011

Kamina Assumption 

noun; an assumption that any situation or problem, even if it is logically insurmountable, can be resolved by sheer passion or force of will.

This phrase was inspired by the character Kamina from the anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, who has a tendency to conquer insurmountable obstacles by his fiery, manly passion; a force that is approximately equal to the red-hot plasma of a thousand suns molded into the shape of mustangs and panthers.

Kevin: Look, I know that we only have half a tank of gas and no cash, but it's my dream to finish this cross-country road trip and I know we'll do it somehow!

Me: Considering that we're still in Wyoming, I'd say you're making a dangerous Kamina Assumption.

Kamina Assumption by PyrgusMalvae January 18, 2010

arkham alsume

one of the things that slowly drove the r/batmanarkham subreddit to the brink of insanity
(im actually not sure if this was the start of it but it was talked about that being the cause of the madness)

"Thoughts about Arkham Alsume?"
minor spelling mistake before disaster

arkham alsume by kell incognita April 17, 2023

Atsumu 

the sexiest, hottest, man in history. he's so fucking hot but he's also fucking stupid and dumb and a little bit brain dead but hes still sexy so lol

"Hey do you know Miya Atsumu?"
"Oh yeah I'm pretty sure that dude has a furry kink"

Atsumu by kiiyoomii January 3, 2021

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.

"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.

Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

mann's assumption 

assuming that everything in a hotel room has at one point been in someone's rectum.

Don't touch the remote in your room - you know Mann's assumption tells us that thing is nasty.

mann's assumption by dj jazzy jason June 22, 2012