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aheeem is an out standing, chill, laid back young man. He hates joe people such as females. And his favorite line is most likely “bitches be bonkers” .
Ahseem doesn’t give a fuck about what you think of him!
ahseem by Remarkable.seem November 21, 2021
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A slang term used to explain someone who is very handsome

A person with good personality, good kisser and will make you feel like the world
You are aseem

he is such a aseem
Aseem by Amandeep777 July 20, 2011
Related Words
ahseem Aseem Aseema Ahreema aheem Aheema Aheemmm Ahkeem ahleemah Ahsemeunpete
like a boss. he is the boss. a player of the lovemaking saxaphone. a maker of beautiful children. with him we are safe. there he goes like a ninja in the night saving the world from evil.
i wish i was aseem
aseem by george micheal April 12, 2012

Ahsemeunpete 

ACM1PT is an abbreviation for an spanish phrase, ''ACM(Aceme) 1(un) PT(pete), and it means ''do me a blowjob''.

Used among young kids, that usually speak lots of stupid things in person or in computer chat.(In Southamerica, Ecuador and Argentina to be precise).

Pronounced:

A(ah)
C(se, like the ''se'' from sector)
M(me, like the sound that sheeps make)
1(un, like the ''un'', from noun)
P(pe, like the ''pe'' from torpedo)
T(te, like the ''te'' from terror)
(On computer chat)
A. You are stupid...!!!
B. Yo man STFU...!!!
A. No, you're stupid...!!!
B. Shut up, and ACM1PT.

(On real life, face to face)
A. Hahaha, you got C on math.
B. Don't fuck with me right now ok?
A. You are dumb, hahaha.
B. Shut up you ass, ahsemeunpete.
Ahsemeunpete by soyeldoro10 April 12, 2011
The best friend ever and has a lit you tube account
Aseem by All_New_64 April 24, 2019
He is the man, the king
Ayo Aseem why u so fresh
Aseem by deeeez343 January 28, 2021
Aseeme is a typo, but is definitely a funny word. Say it very slowly and you'll instantly be in love. Aseemeeeee.
Joey; "Man my fav word is Aseeme."
Sue; "Aseeemeeee, omg me too!"
aseeme by Sue12864 September 22, 2013
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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