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AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
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ahoia • Ahian • ahlias • ahona • ahofa • ASOIAF • Ahnia • ahofag • ahoi • Ahola
Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.
Get yourself a Ahona
ahona by Chirpingchicken December 3, 2016
Ahriana is an indescribable person. She’s more beautiful than any model. She’s nicer than every saint. She has the heart of an angel and the personality of a lion. You are extremely lucky to know one if you do.
Anyone: What did I do to deserve Ahriana? She’s way to wonderful.
ahriana by zeniguess November 20, 2018

Ahrianna 

A gorgeous one of a kind human being. She pretty, smart, funny and creative. Trust,loyalty and family are most important to her. If you have the curtesy to meet a Ahrianna, do not take her love for-granted. Se has been hurt but she learns how to deal with it. She has many talents and doesn't realize how important she is to people. She is a bitch at times but once you get to know her you will never want her to leave your side. If you hurt her or those important to her she will kill you or make your life hell.
Person 1: Is that Ahrianna?
Person 2: Yeah, shes gorgeous!!!
Ahrianna by thebeesknees:# April 14, 2019
Probably the hottest creature to walk the phases of this earth. An Ahlia is a rare and precious jemstone, hard to find and easy to loose. Beautiful in every aspect and if you dont love one you probably have a few srews loose.
"I cant believe i let go of my Ahlia, she was the sexiest thing, great booty and by far best thing that ever happened to me, you gotta get yourself and Ahlia man".
Ahlia by XxTaco.TuesdayxX January 21, 2018
A simple yet complex girl who is Beautiful inside and out. Her loving nature and kind hearted spirit tend to have an effect on the opposite sex.People usually gravitate toward her and some may be jealous because dayumm she's on top of her game. Basically; AHSIA is fucken DOPE.-->you're just not on her level.
Damn, i wish i was Ahsia, my life sucks ass.
ahsia by 2353qyvdfew October 26, 2010
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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