ahjania

A beautiful gift from GOD! she is the most exciting and series woman you'll meet.

Ahjania looks soo beautiful in that red dress.

ahjania by anonymous November 23, 2021

ahmania 

The powerful wave of Ahmed support and adoration which began to sweep the nation from the very beginning of 'Big Brother 5' in late May 2004.Similar to previous '-manias' in nature,notably it's ability to unite millions from all areas of society in a single wave of focused euphoria and dedication,it's followers also manifest an aforeseen,all-encompassing desire to see their Housemate suceed and storm-with their support-to victory,yet on an unprecidented scale.Apart from the powerful adoration of Ahmed,being struck by Ahmania often causes several key notable effects,constisting mainly of,but not limited entirely to-i)the desire to destroy crockery and/or other utensils in the most spectacular fashion possible;preferably through launching at any nearby jacuzzi/spa construction,ii)the sudden wave of near constant lethargy causing followers to crave unconventionally length periods of rest,iii)the desire to defend Ahmed against any criticism;with no regard for the critic or nature of comment,though through construction of highly powerful and intellectual counter-argument,and iv)a need to register one's undying admiration,and simultaneously spread the good word of Ahmed through association with the most powerful and expanise Ahmania fuelled organisations.However,'Ahmania' is not easily defined-it induces in those it hits a spectacularly varied spectrum of emotions and effects;all united by the one,powerful,overriding desire for Ahmed('The Great One')to win.

The power of Ahmania is overwhelming

ahmania by Craig H June 28, 2004

ahmania 

The ficticious characteristic given to an initially reserved big brother housemate to give them confidence and so interact more with the other housemates. 'Ahmanania' was also a bit of fun for it's male creators, however with this new found identity 'Ahmania' took on a life of it's own with some disastorous concequences including plate smashing, manequin beheading and defiance from weekly tasks.

a - amazing, h -hero, m - mega, e - easy, d - delirious

ahmania by dw July 17, 2004

ahmania 

The state of mind in which certain individuals perform extreme acts of destruction, as seen in Big Brother 5.

Ahmed Smashes Plates

Jason: He's in a state of pure Ahmania!

ahmania by Beatmasta Fly June 16, 2004

ahjanai 

Ahjanai is very graceful, yet sometimes clumsy. She is a very jittery person who cannot stay still. She loves the color blue. Her farts are sbd (silent but deadly). Despite her flaws ahjanai is one of a kind.

Ahjanai is one of a kind.

ahjanai by threestooges June 26, 2017

ahjanae 

A Beautiful big boned african american female who is very caring and you can always count on them to be their for you. No matter what the situation is she'll never give up on you.

You see Ahjanae damn shes killing it!!

ahjanae by lawrence3312 October 14, 2013

Ahania 

Absolutely gorgeous and knows it. Great at making you rethink your choices, may be a little bit psychic. Very judgmental about everything, but is also the best person ever and your absolute best friend/ emotional support. You can complain to her and then you'll be sad together and eat an entire can of whipped cream. No boy is ever good enough for Ahania; She's just that amazing. Very smart, but needs to double check her grammar when writing. Amazing and you can stay up until 4am laughing about absolutely nothing and it's the best. Everyone loves ahania.

Boy: hey is that ahania?
Girl: save it. You're not good enough for her.

Ahania by NotOrdinary_orNormal_223 February 25, 2018