"Ahmazing" is best used to show disdain for and general contempt for an idea, concept or statement made by a vapid-twenty-something blogger.
The use of amazing or even amazeballs, typically paired with extra punctuation and animated emoji, to describe something that is decidedly not out of the ordinary, like a sharpie or a rock or Bud Light can be mocked with a retweet, share or comment including the term ahmazing. The vapid blogger either a) misses the insult or b) reads it as praise, which is actually amazing.
Example 1:
OMG. Did you guys know it's 10/11/12???!!!! That is AMAZING!
Oh, yes, we knew what day it is. And sequential numbers ARE aHmazing.
Example 1:
So, the manager at Olive Garden comped our meal, even though we totally had a Groupon. Read my review: the food there is AMAZING!!! I give it twelve stars!
Wow, your food was comped and the review was good. At Olive Garden. Unbelievably AHMAZING.
Example 3
Did you guys know that hops are used to make beer? AMAZING!!?!!
Wow, hops are used to make beer? And your'e allowed to use the internet? Ahmazing.
A form of the word "amazing". The added U and H shows emphasis on the AUH part of the word. This word is used excitedly, or when someone is describing somethingawesome.
a rare form of amazing in which the person is much more than a normal level of amazing. A person is born ahhMAYzing, while anyone can be simply amazing. Side effects include befriending others with traces of amazing. ahhMAYzing does not rub off, but does cause others to be more amazing after long periods of time.
Chris: I'm not just amazing, I'm ahhMAYzing. I was born this way.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.