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Person 1: yo agnesss is sum shitty butt.
Person 2: Right On!
agnesss by beasttttttttttt December 16, 2008
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A girl who is a complete angel. She is beautiful in every way, shape or form. She is caring and is nice to everyone. She is the sweetest girl that you will ever meet in your life. She’s a bit shy, but once you get to know her she is amazing. She laughs a lot, is very smart and is always there for you no matter what. She loves everyone and she’s a goddess overall. She does have a side to her that’s a bit unusual, but in a funny way. She will help you if you need it, she will make you laugh if you’re upset and she will do anything possible for you to put a smile on your face. She doesn’t deal with people who are fake or unloyal to her because they don’t deserve her. She may get in drama every now and then, but she’s always unbothered by it. Everyone deserves someone like her, except for those who chose to be fake.
“That girl is so sweet. She knew I was having a bad day and tried to make me laugh and smile in every way she could. She is such an Agness.
Agness by SweetLikeCandy87 April 22, 2018
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A beautiful young soul, that is waiting for her right soulmate. Cares for others more than she cares for herself. Who keeps everything she feels inside, and acts out the worst on the outside.
I met this girl that acted just like an Agnessa.
agnessa by JH33 July 3, 2010
agness is such an amazing person. she loves to eat food and shop and spend 122$
brohspeh- omg is that agness

dudesphep-yea i heard she spend 122$
Agness by hiiloveagness September 21, 2018
A beautiful, captivating person who loves to draw. She loves leaving ramen out so it can thaw. Some say she's curvy others say she's blind. However, she'll never be left behind. She's always got something up her sleeve, everyone loves her like that Minecraft character Steve.

In all seriousness tho she's amazing and is ready to blow you up if you touch her best friend... just don't eat potato ice cream infront of her... she'll steal it :(
That wild agnesse over there keeps throwing spoons at me

Sava is a great cat who represents the awesomeness that agnesse brings

Agnesse has such a great girlfriend... I wonder who that could be
все хорошо :)
Agnesse by Dabigg eef March 31, 2023
A wonderful ,talented and artistic young woman. Agnesse is a SEXY BEAST of a woman and loves eating and sleeping. she usually keeps how she feels on the inside and is very kind.
MMMMMMhhmmmmmmm Agnesse~
agnesse by aganus November 24, 2021
Short-tempered, religious, smelly, wanna-be fashionista who should not be allowed to work at the front desk of a 4-star hotel.
"Man, that chick at the front desk is such an Agness!"
Agness by (*0Anonymous0*) June 7, 2009
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