by BatmanIsMyHomeboy January 22, 2011
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
by ALT-F4 November 28, 2012
The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.
John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
For some positions in football, agility is king.
by Arsenal6 July 06, 2018
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.
by nuninthemorning October 21, 2018
Let's be agile on this project.
by SgtThursday November 05, 2019
by a greek god July 28, 2009