afternoodle
Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.
afternoodle by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023
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Afternooner
Someone who generally starts their day in the afternoon, getting out of bed after 12pm.
It could be from late nights or just general laziness
It could be from late nights or just general laziness
Mike: It's 1.00, how are you not ready yet? You've had all morning.
Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.
Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.
Sarah: Well actually I went to a party last night so I only got up like half an hour ago.
Mike: Geez, whatever. You're such an afternooner.
Afternooner by Mr Elevator March 15, 2011
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026