Afterasm 

A failed clothing line that was negligently produced and maintained by some crackhead with brain tumor ---- most likely caused from smoking too much crack.

Afterasm is a prime example of why crackheads should not start clothing companies.

Afterasm by TheresAHotlineForYouToCall May 16, 2022

afterasm 

Still sHaKiNg after the orgasm!

I gave her an Afterasm last night!

afterasm by Afterasm clothing May 6, 2017

aftergasm 

The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.

My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.

aftergasm by c0x November 22, 2006

Afterism 

(n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until it's too late

"D*mn why do I think of good comebacks after arguements. Stupid Afterism."

Afterism by Xx T N T xX June 28, 2004

Afterism 

Thinking of a witty statement, comeback, or argument, but only after the opportunity has passed and the conversation has moved on to a new subject.

1. "Ya well at least 'I' wasn't in remedial math!"

"What?"

"Y'know, about what you said earlier..."

"Man you've got some serious afterism goin on."

2. "Hey remember that cow we saw on the road back there? Well it looked like Jessic-"

"That was like half an hour ago?"

"Ya but... nevermind."

Afterism by Dwilkins June 12, 2009

aftergasm 

the semen that comes out of the penis shortly after ejaculation occurs.

dammit! i thought i got it all but i forgot about the aftergasm! now my boxers are wet. fuck.

aftergasm by johann 'tits' mcgee November 3, 2008

aftersmoke

The remnants of marijuana smoke left in a bong when someone doesn't fully inhale the smoke out of the bong on their first hit.

"Hey man, I don't want your aftersmoke - clear the rest of the smoke out of the bong"

aftersmoke by aftersmoke December 30, 2014