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The first porn I ever saw was made in the late 70's. The guy in it had an afrotum.
afrotum by gfabz July 25, 2013
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Afroturf 

An artificial grass substitute made from tightly curled locks of dark hair. Often found in outdoor basketball courts due to its springy nature.
We just got some fresh Afroturf laid in the courts out back. Should make jumping easier but I'm gonna have to ditch these velco trainers.
Afroturf by Kapungo January 20, 2009
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A large turd with dangerous amounts of hair on either end, resembling an afro styled hair-do.
See Guy Sebastian
I'm not touching your afroturd
afroturd by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005

Afrocumbigulous 

A person who normally cums large amounts on afros.
"Man, you are one afrocumbigulous person, g."
Afrocumbigulous by PersonMan January 26, 2004

afrotunist 

An African American who plays heavily into white guilt to further their personal and political agenda. Origin: portmanteau of african and opportunist.
Welcome all to the Rose Garden to celebrate this historic signing of the 2010 Yet Another Minority Set-Aside Act for Federally Funded Programs. Please rise and welcome the Afrotunist in Chief, Barack Obama!
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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