afroturd

A large turd with dangerous amounts of hair on either end, resembling an afro styled hair-do.
See Guy Sebastian

I'm not touching your afroturd

by Gay Sebastian May 6, 2005

Afroturf

An artificial grass substitute made from tightly curled locks of dark hair. Often found in outdoor basketball courts due to its springy nature.

We just got some fresh Afroturf laid in the courts out back. Should make jumping easier but I'm gonna have to ditch these velco trainers.

by Kapungo January 20, 2009