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AFIEU is Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia (東方文果真報 ~ Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia) is an official Touhou book released on March 30, 2017. It is presented as Aya Shameimaru's attempt to create a tabloid magazine in the style of those from the Outside World,1 which she eventually cancelled and left unpublished.2 The book features in-universe articles, interviews and advertisements similar to the earlier Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red, but in a significantly more chaotic and haphazard format. In fact, the magazine Bunbunharu Weekly or "文々春新報 (Bunbunharu Shinpou lit. "Aya's Periodical News Report") follows the name and design of 週刊文春 (Shuukan Bunshun lit. "Weekly Magazine of Literature Periodical"), a notorious high-circulation tabloid published weekly in Japan.
This Trump pose was parodied in AFIEU orly well not sure but in some post of clownpiece sure it was just search for it here Pool: Touhou - Clownpiece the Red Blooded American obviously at danbooru
afieu by parvial May 31, 2019
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1. A word of French, not German origin for "goodbye." As opposed to "au revoir" adieu bears permenance.
Adieu, mon ami.
<gunshot>
Adieu by Llewellyn Hunt July 1, 2005
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afieu • Alieu • Adieu • afieq • arieus • Adieu les Bleus • Afie • Afief • afiefah • Afienko

Adieu les Bleus 

French National Football Team failing to qualify for the quarter final 2010 in South Africa.
Dude#1 "...France lost against Mexico!"
Dude#2 "O, that meens Adieu les Bleus! They played shitty anyway!"
Adieu les Bleus by electromonk June 19, 2010
A man standardly with a big dick!
Ey Dylan you see Alieu over there his dick is a monster
Alieu by TheNicestManOnEarth May 2, 2018
(ADJ) The definition of a person who has and/or engages in an affair with an unatainable love.
The afie student kissed her teacher.

You and your afieness.

The afie girl had dreams about her teacher's soulpatch.
Afie by SQUIRMBOB March 8, 2009
this word is only used by wordle nerds
James: they think wordle can't be conquered I'll show them.
Henry: so what's your first word?
James: ADIEU

Atieumphobia 

Atieumphobia ( Ate E UM Foe B a ) is the phobia of choking on gum while being involved in a car crash.

During the collision of a car crash, the gum you are chewing gets lodged in your throat. No matter how severe you will survive the crash, BUT you die because no one realizes you choked on your gum.
After the autopsy, the coroner declared Johnathon, could have been saved if someone realized he had just choked on his gum during the crash. If only Johnathon had Atieumphobia, he may have never been in the situation.
Atieumphobia by Sydney Buyers August 12, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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