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Life Affirming Shit 

Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.

The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.

When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!

BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.

AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
Words you can keep

gender affirming care 

Euphemism for puberty blockers given to underage children for non legitimate gender dysphoria.
Gender affirming care should be immoral, amoral and illegal. Oh and not to mention anti religion and anti biology.

gender-affirming 

The irrevocable mutilation of a healthy body by injecting profoundly incompatible hormones and/or surgical destruction of organs vital to reproduction, healthy body chemistry and overall well-being.
Those terrible Texas lawmakers think kids should to wait until they're 18 and have moved out their two moms' house before receiving gender-affirming health care.
gender-affirming by Eidako March 11, 2022

Gender-affirming care 

Euphemism for the "sadistic paedophilia"
Between 2000 and the present day, at least 1500 predominantly White girls have experienced gender-affirming care in Rotherham.

gender-affirming care 

Medical care that affirms the gender of an individual. This can include hormone supplements, hormone blockers, and, in some cases, surgical operations. For transgender individuals, this is usually called HRT, or Hormone Replacement Therapy (see example 1). Gender-affirming care is not exclusive to transgender individuals; it also encapsulates cisgender men and women who may have an imbalance of their body's hormones — testosterone and estrogen, respectively (see example 2).
Example 1
Sara booked and attended an intake appointment for her to receive gender-affirming care, which included estradiol and a testosterone blocker.

Example 2
Tony's doctor diagnosed him with gynecomastia, and Tony, who was born as a man and knew he was always a man, sought gender-affirming care via liposuction to correct his chest.
gender-affirming care by serenefemme February 19, 2024

Young adult affirming care

When you are affirming a oersons gender and they're between 18-30.
Young adult affirming care should be banned also. If you're talking positively about gender affirming care for minors under 18, you should be punished
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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