affidavid

The only so-called "proof" we have that the defeating of Goliath even took place.

I am not gonna just automatically/unquestioningly accept the truth of a "historic event" that supposedly happened millennia ago, just on the murky word of some half-baked affidavid!

by QuacksO November 12, 2018

Afrodavid

A legal document proclaiming your blackness before going to court, this is especially useful so the judge can predetermine a longer sentence in advance.

"Alright sir, I'm going to need you to sign this Afrodavid, just telling the court that you knew you were black before committing the crime but you did it anyway and now face the full dick of the law"

by ChillTFO July 24, 2016

affidavit

A written declaration made under oath before a notary public or other authorized officer

The Game's "We Ain't"

Eminem says:
"...For the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face..."

by Theik December 12, 2005

affidavit warrior

Someone who fakes being sick to miss practice.

Andrew is an affidavit warrior for missing football practice.

by Lancaster football October 19, 2022

Affididee

To be good or to express happiness

That coffee you had was affididee.

by Jon Kendall February 19, 2007

affadavit

Very Rare. Only comes about with the coexistence of one "YOUNGEST", and one "GREAT AFFA." Only then, do you truly have an affa-david. ha, youngest...

Affadavit is much too rare an occurence to cite an example.

by roppa March 24, 2008

affidavit

an obsessed and devoted fan. Usually they go after rap artists of famous niggas.

(The game feat. Emin3m- we aint)... save it for the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face looking for answers...

by romin3m March 12, 2005