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the coolest boy in the world , he is badass yet loving , hot yet humble and most of all he gets the most girls
wow i will never be a aehren
aehren by the glub glub glab glab September 22, 2022
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Ahrens is a german surname. Ahrens roughly translates into a "Badass dragonslayer from the north". the translation says it all
wow, that guy is such and Ahrens!
Ahrens by maceface41 May 11, 2012
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An Ahren is a guy who is very handsome. Someone who will stick by your side no matter what. He will never leave you hanging or simply just forget about you. He is always there whenever you need him. He is very smart but at the same time a little dumb. He loves to roughhouse but knows when to stop. He loves to just mess around and forget about everything for a little while. He loves animals and seems to have no fears. Except for losing the friends he cares about the most that is. He values friendship and family very much. And would do virtually anything for you if you were his friend. If you have an Ahren in your life, you’re lucky. Don’t lose him.
“I saw Ahren at the store today
“Really??”
“Uh huh. I ran up behind him and tackled him.”

“Wow, and he lets you do that?”
“Yup. It’s how he works.”
Ahren by A;) July 18, 2019
Angel-like, Cherubic, Resembles a fallen angel, a perfect person
Caitlin is the only ahren iv ever met
ahren by PeterMarkov January 29, 2008
Resembling an alien. Ahrens are known to have quite hypnotizing appearances. They are not like most others. Somtimes hard to understand, it may seem like Ahrens will abduct you--but this is not the case. They may be foreign, but Ahrens live in America, and they follow the laws.
It's an alien! Wait--whoops, my bad. It's just an Ahren.
Ahren by knowerofall44 October 20, 2010
A woman who can catch a bowl of cereal on fire
Oh dang she pulled an ahren.
Ahren by Darkmoonzzzz December 28, 2019
The absolute overlord of man who came to earth to crush the souls of all living creatures.
They avoid him as if he was ahrendt
ahrendt by Fattface October 15, 2014
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