a method by corporate fat
cats to make
people buy their products by intruding into
just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Hey, this can is dripping with
water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don'
t you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now
bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU