The golden turd of all games. Its awesome but shitty. Advanced Warfare is a game full of corner campers and players flying around the map. Also known as the easiest CoD made. This game has tons of overpowered guns and great customization.
Dude 1: Did you get Advanced Warfare?
Dude 2: Yea I love it.
Full of 8 year old squeakers on Xbox live that use all their money on camos and supply drops to look the coolest they can as they fly through the sky killing other 8 year old tryhards amen
OMG HEY MAN I JUST GOT A SUPER GOOD BAL VARIANT OMG LOOK AT THOSE STATS!!!!111 I AM USING THIS THING MAN
When he gets in a game:
OMG WTF WHY DO THESE FAGGOTS KEEP JUMPING OVER ME!! WOW SNIPER WHAT A FAGGOT
Cod Advanced warfare- should have called it Call of Duty Advanced ExoSpamfare Titansty Ops
A game where everyone jumps 20 feet in the air and uses noob tactics to win and if you camp everyone will try to push you out of your spot and then there's the bal 27 Obsidian Steed faggots enemy warbirds every 2 seconds noobs quickscopers teammates that punch you for no reason boosters and cheaters call of duty fanboys and 10 year olds who think they score girls plus hackers then almost every gun in the game is a weapon variant thats better then your gun then care packages explode when you try to take it then all the shotguns and snipers suck
friend 1 "hey u want to play call of duty advanced warfare
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*