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adgeless 

Dumb, immature boys who don't act their age and can't get what they want.
Tim is adgeless, so is Jack
adgeless by McMonsters January 18, 2009
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Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016
When you look young or don’t age
Girl/Boy/They your ageless
ageless by GurlZon’tZooIt October 30, 2021

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man 

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.
When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless Wonder 

Someone who never reveals their age and never seems to celebrate a birthday. If somehow you happen upon this information and share it with others they’ll take it very offensively.
Jackie is an ageless wonder. No matter how many times I ask she won't tell me how old she is or when her birthday is
Ageless Wonder by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
When someone has the word "Ageless" in their bio, profile or carrd, etc. it means this person does not identify with their legal age. This can be because they don't wish their age to be public, or because they don't act like their age (older or younger is both possible, "mature" or "immature"). This is typically used by neurodivergent people who also prefer to identify as fictional characters, but not in a fictionkin or delusional irl sense.
"My friend's rentry says "ageless immature" what does this mean?"

It means the person does not identify with their legally registered age and tend to act immature or younger.
Ageless by Envyious March 27, 2024
When someone has the word "Ageless" in their bio, profile or carrd, etc. it means this person does not identify with their legal age. This can be because they don't wish their age to be public, or because they don't act like their age (older or younger is both possible, "mature" or "immature"). This is typically used by neurodivergent people who also prefer to identify as fictional characters, but not in a fictionkin or delusional irl sense.
"My friend's rentry says "ageless immature" what does this mean?"

It means the person does not identify with their legally registered age and tend to act immature or younger.
Ageless by Envyious March 27, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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