addmonish

To read someone da riot act regarding supplementary quantities, either saying dat YOU were expecting TOO MUCH from THEM, or dat THEY were being given TOO LITTLE by YOU. Never happy, are they?! :P

When it comes to doling out candy on Halloween, there can literally be FOUR common scenarios for "addmonishment" --- either (1) a pint-sized trick-or-treater whines dat you aren't giving him enough candy, or (2) you reproachfully say dat da child is taking more than his share of candy, or (3) da child's PARENT "roasts yer a**" for offering kids all of dat white-sugary crap in da first place, or (4) YOU roast da PARENT for allowing his child to request and/or partake of said unhealthy confectioneries --- "What is parenting coming to?! Why, when I was a boy, we NEVER got any sweets besides fresh fruit, and we were told never to request or accept junk food from other folks, either!"

by QuacksO December 27, 2025