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Addickted 

When a person, usually female but could be male, is addicted to dick. Symptoms include the inability to stop thinking about dick (the thought of it, sucking it or fucking it) and/or the constant need or desires to have their hole(s) filled.
Person 1: F 20 Albany, NY
I cannot stop thinking about dick, I need someone to fill my holes! I’m Addickted!
Addickted by Biboy18 July 30, 2018

overwatch addicted single 

This is a person who has no girlfriend/boyfriend. It is generally a Caucasian male with a buzz cut who will live with their parents and work in a fast food restaurant until they are 40-65 when they chug 35 cans of red bull and die.
Man you are such an overwatch addicted single innit fam.

Addicted to Quack 

Severe addiction to hunting waterfowl. Often leads to bankruptcy and a pissed off girlfriend.
I wish I was free this weekend but I’m addicted to quack.
Addicted to Quack by Crile October 30, 2023

Addickted 

When someone, usually a female but can be a gay male, stays in a relationship with a man for the dick regardless of how he treats her. Conversely, a man that stays with a woman for the pussy regardless of how she treats him is pussywhipped and a cuck if said woman is having sex with other men and the man is perfectly fine with it.

You know you're addickted when you're always on top of his...texts whens he texts you and you're hoping that he texts you that u up? text to come over to fuck.

Other symptoms of Addicktion include: Being oblivious to the fact that he's not interested in monogamy, feeling unfulfilled after the sex because now he's stopped paying attention to you and is texting other women, and feeling better only when he gives you the D.
Kate: Why is Olivia still with Marcus? Didn't he cheat on her twice with that chick from Highland Heights?
Maria: Yeah, but she loves the sex. She's addickted. She feels like he knows how to fuck her better than any other guys so she just settles for him when the reality of the situation is she doesn't want to start over and take the time with another guy to teach him how to work her body the way she wants. Also, she told me Marcus has a big dick so that's probably another if not, the only reason she's still with him.
Kate: Oh, okay then.
Addickted by DizzyB26 April 8, 2019

Addicted 

A state were a person just wants one object super badly, and can't get enough of it.
I am addicted to soda.
Addicted by I K March 16, 2009

Addictider  

(Pronunciation: A-dick-dee-der)
1. One who is addicted or cannot stop obsession with something.
2. One who is soo addicted to something they may become retarded or retardeder
3. One who is addicted and may have sexual thoughts pondering about without noticing, especially when referring to the male sex.
Tonia is such an addictider of Michael's.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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