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Actioned 

Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.
"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"

"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."

"Oh..."
Actioned by Smashthegas May 4, 2008
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anticomedy 

A type of comedy that is funny because it is so incredibly unfunny. Some famous anticomedians are Tim Heidecker, Andy Kaufman, Dougg Pound, and Neil Hamburger. People who don't get seriously miss out on hilarity.
"What do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from exposing their genitalia in Public? Madonna!" Neil Hamburger

Anticomedy is comedic as hell!
anticomedy by SuperMopTop May 14, 2009

physical actioned 

when you don’t talk words but instead you do a sexual action physically
Ben: do not talk that way

Jordan: i did not talk i physical actioned

actomedy 

An action movie that has been well scripted with intelligent and witty dialogue.
Being a chick...I'm not a huge fan of the action movie. But...give me an actomedy and I'm there. As in;Lucky Number Slevin, True Romance, Crank...etc.
actomedy by KaTie McGowan October 30, 2007

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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