Absolute bollocks spoken by incompetent managers, particularly those that work in the civil service or call centre environment, who wander round uselessy with bits of paper, bollocking people for no good reason other than they are a Grade A twat.
"Phil, I gave you this case to complete last week. Why has it not been actioned?"
"I've been busy colouring in Shere Khan and Baloo from The Jungle Book."
A type of comedy that is funny because it is so incredibly unfunny. Some famous anticomedians are Tim Heidecker, Andy Kaufman, Dougg Pound, and Neil Hamburger. People who don't get seriously miss out on hilarity.
"What do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from exposing their genitalia in Public? Madonna!" Neil Hamburger
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)