acting jack

A soldier of low rank that is given the responsibility and stripes of a corporal or sergeant. Not a real promotion. Generally begrudged by soldiers under his command. “Jackshit”is something of low regard.

As an acting jack I was allowed to drink in the NCO club.

acting jack by Redstone March 4, 2023

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Acting "Jacki and Cari"

If someone acts crazy, odd or simply unpredictable, one acts Jacki and Cari.

Julia: Oh look at them! They're acting crazy !!
Horst: Yeah, totally acting "Jacki and Cari".

Acting "Jacki and Cari" by cacky9000 December 3, 2017

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Actin' Like Jackson

Phrase used in response to one of your friends doing something so badass, that it reminds them of Andrew Jackson.

Donny: "Did you see what Ron just did?"

Jeff: "Yeah, he was totally actin' like Jackson."

Actin' Like Jackson by DreamerDemented July 14, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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