by Stephen Ross September 12, 2008
Get the Acrimony mug.Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
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Get the Agrimony mug.Owed money that over time causes bad blood. Usually it is a significant sum which is borrowed but it can be smaller sums if there is a perceived sheisty intent. Acrimoney is the reason caution is advised when lending as often times debt is one of the few slights that can break up tight friendships or family relationships. Especially if the lender is a known money bitch.
You pay back Sam yet? He’s been nagging me to remind you.
Really? OK I’ll get on it bro.
Yea do that. Let’s not let a little pocket change grow into a large acrimoney between friends.
Really? OK I’ll get on it bro.
Yea do that. Let’s not let a little pocket change grow into a large acrimoney between friends.
by WerdCoiner May 13, 2018
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Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them
the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”
vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*
by Albert hater December 14, 2023
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